Today, you can get a free 16oz iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts, and depending on your location, a little smattering of rudeness.
I went up to the Crystal City Dunkin Donuts’ counter promptly at 10am, as did my coworker, and we were both met with very rude cashiers. I’ll give them some leeway because mine just dealt with a very particular customer, but my coworker’s cashier immediately became huffy because neither of us could understand what he mumbled. Apparently he said “what you want on it” in a heavy accent, and when my coworker politely asked him to repeat it, he rolled his eyes and yelled back “On the coffee. What you want?”.
You put stuff IN coffee, not ON it (except whipped cream, which he wasn’t talking about). We both just told our cashiers “whatever normally goes IN it” and they complied, after more eye-rolling.
Well I’m SORRY for ruining your day with my inability to order coffee correctly since I never buy it otherwise!