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Would You Pay $122 For A Bottle Of Lotion?

April 17, 2013
By Brock Kernin
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expensive lotion, spending money on skin care, skin care products

We see overpriced items every day, but I came across one recently that was so ridiculous that I just had to tell you about it.

My wife was experiencing a little bit of  seasonal affective disorder (SAD) from the long and gloomy winter, and thought that taking advantage of our gym’s free tanning may be just the blast of vitamin D needed to brighten up her mood.  Knowing the dangers associated with tanning, she wanted to get a sunscreen / lotion product to help protect her skin.  My wife asked our niece, who is the manager of a tanning salon, to hook her up with a quality tanning product. My brother-in-law was driving through town a few days later and stopped in with the recommended tanning lotion. When we asked how much we owed, he giggled a little bit and said ” Well, you have two choices. You can pay retail, or you can pay how much my daughter paid."

Apparently the retail price of this particular bottle of tanning lotion was $122!

I did a little internet searching to see what was so special about this particular bottle of tanning lotion. Here’s the description I found:

  • Maximize results and boost dark color with Step 2 Cu02® and TRF2000®
  • Build a faster, richer base tan by unlocking the proteins essential for the formation of melanin with D-Cypher Complex
  • Help protect elastin and support collagen production with advanced skin-firming peptides
  • Crack the code to younger-looking skin with double-acting Age Defense

From what I can tell, the D-Cypher Complex is supposed to help speed along the tanning process, but I couldn’t find one shred of evidence that would support this claim. There’s also no information as to just how much faster a person would tan using this tanning accelerator vs. not.

When it was all said and done, my wife didn’t even use the product.   As mentioned, she was looking for a sunscreen / lotion product to help protect her skin and prevent burning, not an accelerator.

Oh, I forgot to mention that we decided to pay the price that our niece did for the bottle of liquid gold – $0.  It was given to her as a promotional product.  Which is exactly how much I thought it was worth.

What’s the worst example of an overpriced item that you’ve ever seen?

 

Brought to you courtesy of Brock.

 

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About Brock Kernin

Brock Kernin is a software engineer and personal finance writer who paid off more than $100,000 in credit card debt through disciplined budgeting and debt-management strategies. Drawing on that experience, his BA degree and years of practical writing, he contributes clear, actionable money guidance to CleverDude focused on everyday financial decisions, frugal living, and long-term stability.

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  1. KC @ genxfinance says

    April 19, 2013 at 9:13 am

    What is it made of, gold? No way! So far, Apple products. lol

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  2. Tahnya Kristina says

    April 19, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    I would never pay that much for a lot personal items and body lotion is one of them – but then again never say never. Sometimes there comes a time when we just have to do what makes us happy and sometimes that means spending money. Great post, I am going to share it next Friday on our Dinks Finance roundup.

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  3. Brock says

    April 22, 2013 at 11:07 am

    When I pushed the pump, KC, I actually expected to get liquid gold out of it. LOL. Apple products……too funny! Thanks for stopping by KC!

    Reply
  4. Brock says

    April 22, 2013 at 11:09 am

    @Tahnya Kristina – I agree with you that sometimes making yourself means spending money…but wowzers – $122 for tanning lotion! I wonder how many bottles of “regular” lotion that would be? 🙂 I appreciate your inclusion in next week’s roundup – I’ll make sure to stop by!

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