On today, Valentine’s Day, to all the retailers telling me they love me cause I’m a customer or potential customer…No you don’t. You want my money. I don’t love you either, and I don’t feel bad about it.
To all my readers, I care about whether you’re reading my articles, listening to my advice, and adding your own comments, but I can never say I love you. Am I wrong? Do you love me? Should I feel bad?
If I’m to participate in a fake holiday (aren’t they all sort of fake?), I’m going to choose the terms of my love, and I’m not one to throw my love around.
So thanks to other writers for wishing me, as your reader, a Happy Valentine’s Day, and even telling me you love me, but the love isn’t reciprocal. Sorry. I like you, but that’s where it ends.
Happy Clever Dude Day!
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